Song: Shatner Artist: The wedding present Album: George Best Intro / [chorus RIff] E||---10-9--10-9--10-----------------| B||---10-7--10-7--10---7--5--7--5----| G||---7--7--7--7--7----7--7--7--7----| D||---7--7--7--7--7----x--x--x--x----| A||--------------------7--7--7--7----| E||----------------------------------| Guitar Chords E||-----10---------5-----------------| B||-----10----7----5----12----14-----| G||-----11----7----6----12----14-----| <---- some of the chords are the same but higher. D||-----12----7----7----12----14-----| ill indicate them using a H. A||-----12----5----7----10----12-----| E||-----10---------5-----------------| Dh D A G Ah --------- Dh , Dh Dh , Dh D Wear something bright and turn away D Imagine girls behaving in that way D Why don't you pack your bags and leave? D Look here's another bruise I didn't see [Repeat intro riff over Chorus] D A You can't say it doesn't really matter D A This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner A G Ah Oh I've told you before Dh , Dh Dh , Dh D These days you look so pale and thin D Wave down the bus and let's be rid of him D You've spent this night beside your T.V. set D Remember when you used to laugh at it, you laughed a bit D A You can't say it doesn't really matter D A This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner A G Ah Oh I've told you before D A You can't say it doesn't really matter D A G Ah This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner (ohh) Ah Dh Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! ---------------- I havent worked out the verse guitar yet but ill keep working on it. If heres any Questions feel free to email me at: Seamonsters_5@hotmail.co.uk